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Top Ten Fictional Frogs and Toads

Honorable Mentions:

Pepe the Frog: He is notorious but does he really do anything special? Nope, sorry Alt-right.
BattleToads: I never played the game and its just a bad meme
Poliwrath: You are the best Pokemon frog but you just don’t have the personality to crack the top 10.

10) Toad From Frog and Toad

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Toad from the book Frog and Toad is just not as cool as Frog. Frog hoards the spot line and is just better. Also his fashion is terrible and he’s a criminal.

9) Throg

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Throg or Puddlegulp was a human that was turned into a frog. He became friends with Thor when Loki turned Thor into a frog. Throg then finds a sliver of Thor’s hammer to become a frog like Thor.

8)CJ Frog

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CJ frog is from the Jumpstart games. He owns his own damn house so he’s doing better than me.

7) Hypno Toad

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I may or may not have been hypnotized to put the hypno toad this high

6) Frog from Frog and Toad

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He is much better than stupid ass toad and he delivers mail to snails? How cool is that.

5) Frogger

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Frogger was a pioneer like Obama or someone who was a pioneer. He was the original frog in video games that created jobs for millions of frogs.

4) Jeremiah the Bullfrog

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Jeremiah was a bullfrog, he was good friend of mine but it’s nepotism to give him the number 1 spot just because of that. Any frog that drinks is easily one of the better frogs.

3) Slippy Toad

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Slippy Toad is one of the team members in the most elite squadron ever – Star Fox. He is the most helpful one but he’s always getting into trouble so he’s only at number 3.

2) Kermit

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He’s the most famous frog since he starred on the Muppet’s but he doesn’t have any true talent to take the number one spot.

1) Michigan J Frog

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I could explain why he’s number one but I’ll let this video speak for me

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